As Michigan's voters may well have their votes stolen from them, we need to
HELP THEM FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT!!!
That's right! Help me convince Michigan voters that their votes should be given to Hillary Clinton, even if they want to vote for Obama!
BECAUSE EVERY VOTE SHOULD COUNT (for Clinton)!!!
And to make it easy, we'll assume that every reasonable person will accept without reservation that it's absolutely OBAMA'S FAULT!!! Because he's a Democrat, and Democrats obviously HATE democracy. (Except for Clinton.)
That's right! I'll grant you that it's 100% Obama's fault!
Now, let's convince Michigan's voters that THEY deserve to be punished for it!
But before we begin, let's take a closer look at the Michigan voters who'll be disenfranchised if we go forward with the Clinton plan to seat Michigan's delegates as is.
1. Voters who voted uncommitted because they wanted to vote for Obama. For some, this is the primary group. Let's tell them why they shouldn't have their votes counted but Clinton voters should.
My suggestions:
---->They had bad judgment. They clearly shouldn't get to vote if
they can't even pick the right candidate!
---->They are sexist!
---->Barrack Obama is a very bad man!
2. Voters who didn't vote because they were told their vote wouldn't count. Again, these were voters who made the mistake of believing Senator Clinton when she said the delegates wouldn't count.
---->HA HA! FOOLED YOU! Gullible schmucks shouldn't get a vote anyway.
3. Voters who voted in the Republican primary as a protest vote. Admittedly, Michigan's primary debacle is a cause for anger. Why did that bad Barrack have to go using his mind control ray on Senator Carl Levin and Governor Granholm? Anyway, many Michigan Democrats crossed the line and voted in the Republican primary to show their dissatisfaction with the circus-side-show election. Clearly, the democratic thing to do is to punish these voters for using their democratic rights!
---->People who question the party shouldn't get to vote anyway! Right, Clinton supporters who question the validity of the party's democratic process? Aint' that right?
4. Any voters who could have benefited from an actual campaign being run in their state to help them decide how to vote.
---->Basing your electoral decisions on "information" is for sissies.
And finally, let's look at the lucky duckies. These are the only people who will be enfranchised by the Clinton plan:
1. Voters who didn't need any information or campaign to decide that they were going to vote for Clinton. Lucky duckies.
Now let's help em all out!
Give me your best reason why they shouldn't have their votes counted for the candidate they chose....
EDITED TO ADD: Just wanted to be clear: I was in a good mood this morning and I was just having some fun. Yes, I do mean the argument, that no one has explained why the HRC MI plan is fair or how it "enfranchises voters." But don't take it too seriously. And yes, I really really like HRC. I just like Obama better.Peas
And props to Firewall for the pic.|
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